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Louis Walsh and Dannii Minogue have made friends.The ‘X Factor’ judges have previously had a strained relationship, with Louis reducing the ‘This Is It’ singer to tears last year after accusing her of stealing a song for one of her acts.The pair are now said to have resolved their differences during filming of the latest series, bonding by annoying…

‘Coronation Street’ killer Tony Gordon is to propose to Maria Connor - one year after he murdered her husband Liam Connor.The evil Underworld factory boss - played by Gary O’Brien - pops the question to the hairdresser on the first anniversary of Liam’s death as she is grieving at his grave with her and Liam’s son, who is named after his father. Vi…

When Jesco White (Edward Hogg) was a young boy hooked on sniffing gas and lighter fluid, his daddy D Ray (Muse Watson) tried unsuccessfully to keep him on the right side of the Lord.But it didn’t always happen that way. Hopping from bar to bar as a young man, trying to make his daddy proud, Jesco met Cilla (Carrie Fisher), twice his age, half his h…

Featuring some of the most influential artists of today, Beautiful Losers tells the inspiring story of likeminded outsiders who subvert convention and inadvertently become leaders of popular culture.It follows eleven individuals who developed their various crafts in the undergrounds of NYC. This group and their non-conformist ethos have now become …

Eight talented candidates have reached the final stage of selection to join the ranks of a mysterious and powerful corporation. Entering a windowless room, an Invigilator gives them eighty minutes to answer one simple question.He outlines three rules they must obey or be disqualified: don’t talk to him or the armed guard by the door, don’t spoil th…

Thirty years ago, aliens made first contact with Earth. Humans waited for the hostile attack, or the giant advances in technology. Neither came. Instead, the aliens were refugees, the last survivors of their home world.The creatures were set up in a makeshift home in South Africa’s District 9 as the world’s nations argued over what to do with them….

Starring: Sacha Baron Cohen
Dir: Larry Charles
Rating: 3/5Borat is so 2006 darling it’s now time for Bruno to have his time on the big screen in another outrageous comedy.Austrian fashionista runs amok in America in his never-ending quest for “celebrity”. In a bid to make it to the big time Bruno attempts to seduce a onetime presidential hopeful, a…

When Paramount Pictures’ high-octane action film G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra hits theaters this summer, one thing will immediately be clear: This isn’t your father’s G.I. Joe.Set 15 years in the future, the film, which stars Sienna Miller, Rachel Nichols, Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans and Dennis Quaid, draws its premise from the m…

Christina Aguilera is recording a “futuristic” album.The ‘Beautiful’ hitmaker - who has an 18-month-old son, Max Liron, with husband Jordan Bratman - has promised fans her long-awaited next record will feature a more electronic sound than her previous efforts.She is quoted as saying: “I kind of had an idea for a futuristic feel for many years now, …

James Hetfield loves being in a bad mood because it improves his songwriting.The Metallica frontman says he pens his best tracks when he is either feeling miserable and angry, or incredibly happy and waits to experience one of the mood extremes before he attempts to write new material. He said: “I’m in a good mood I’m going to write something reall…