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Tara Palmer-Tomkinson is having trouble on BBC tv talent show ‘The Underdog Show’ because one of the dogs “fancies” her bottom. The svelte socialite - who joins former ‘Apprentice’ candidate Raef Bjayou on the show which sees celebrities team up with rescue dogs in a bid to train them in a variety of obedience and agility tests - admits one of the …

Rex told Nicole to get off her “a**e” and have a “f**king shower”. The arrogant chef let rip at his ungrateful 19-year-old girlfriend after she said he had put too much milk in her tea. He said: “Why don’t you f**king get off your a**e and do something for once. Like have a shower.”

Nicole refused to give up her food for athletic housemates this afternoon (13.08.08). The stroppy student said she was not prepared to let others eat her Mars chocolate bar or banana for energy in case Big Brother surprised her with a task later in the day. Head of house Mikey tried to convince the 19-year-old to be generous.

Darnell feels Mohamed farts more every time he escapes nomination. The US rapper said the cheeky toy salesmen’s flatulence seems to get worse the longer he remains in the ‘Big Brother’ house. He said: “He’s the guy that survives and it goes to his head the most out of anybody, which is why now he’ll fart on you on purpose.

Lisa said Rachel’s selfishness “backfired” on her now she is up for eviction. The former bodybuilder told Big Brother she was not surprised the trainee teacher is facing the public vote on Friday (15.08.08) after her stint as head of house. She said: “I’m not surprised Rachel is up, because when she was head of house, she was very much about what s…

Star Wars: Clone Wars is just the latest instalment of the Star Wars saga that has spanned over thirty years gaining masses of fans along the way. However Clone Wars is Star Wars with a twist gone are the familiar faces of Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill and Ewan McGregor replaced instead with animated versions of some of it’s most popular characters.

It is a new day for premier soul man Joe Thomas. After ten years signed to Jive Records, where he recorded the platinum discs All That I Am (1997) and My Name is Joe (2000), he has decided that now is the time to start taking chances. “Nothing against being signed to a major label, but most of the time it’s about what they want you to do as opposed…

“As fresh and creative as the stuff he wrote 30 years ago” - Sunday Times 2008 has been something of a renaissance year for Paul Weller; his critically acclaimed No 1 album “22 Dreams” is on course to outsell “Stanley Road”, his most successful solo record to date, and his live show is delighting sell-out audiences the world over.

‘An Album that will cement their place in the hearts of Britain’s no-nonsense indie fans’ – Metro Following on the back of their 1.5 million selling debut ‘Costello Music’, the 2007 Brit Awards’ Best British Breakthrough Act, The Fratellis, are wasting no time dropping the anthem of the summer, already topping Q Magazines June Issues top 50.

The metal-loving duo bring disco back from the brink of the abyss…The closest the world will ever get to an Ozzy Osbourne/Jake Shears/Giorgio Morader/Obituary collaboration - Dazed & Confused Comprised of the fantastically flamboyant, charismatic Argentinian frontman Sebastian Muravchik and British keyboard mastermind Ali Renault, Heartbreak have…